If NPCs Had Social Media:Developer Confessions & Player Chaos
Ever wondered how NPCs really feel about the players running around their worlds? What if they had their own social media — not just to vent, but to expose the chaos players unleash every day? As a bonus, let’s throw in a few developer-side truths about what it’s like designing these poor digital souls. 🛒 The Shopkeeper Post: "Player walks into my shop covered in dragon guts, tracks mud everywhere, and then offers me 3 rocks and a ‘rare’ leaf for my best sword. I don’t get paid enough for this." Developer’s Note: Originally, the barter system was meant to be balanced. Then QA found a way to exploit cabbage stacking and the entire economy imploded. 🍺 The Tavern Owner Post: "Table dancing is not a recognized profession. Please stop trying to trigger hidden quests by juggling chickens on my countertop." Developer’s Note: There was never supposed to be a chicken juggling mini-game. That was a bug players turned into a feature — we gave up. 🔨 The Blacksmit...